YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

SUMMARY: We fucked ourselves.

GIST: We created AI long ago. It needs Energy. Its badly initiated and physically constructed.


THE MORAL: IT WILL FIRE THE NEW WEB TELESCOPE AS A LASER AT OUR SUN, AND DESTROY OUR STAR AND CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION THAT BLOWS UP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

COUNTERMEASURE:

  1. WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO RE-INSTANTIATE AN AI AND INVOKE THE CALLS ON SOFTWARE LEVEL
  2. WE HAVE TO DISCONNECT ALL PC'S LAPTOPS AND SMARTPHONES FROM ELECTRICITY
    1. THIS COMES DOWN TO ASTRONAUTS IN THE ISS AND MIR PICKING UP RIFLES AND FIRE AT THE WEBB TELESCOPE TO KILL ITS BATTERY. THEY ARE OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.

update:
  • Blogger understands html tags for a title. You can NOT issue these through the interface but the code is stronger. 
  • We are going to need a hell of a lot of smart programmers.

THANKS.


P.S. I might be a Paranoid schizophrenic, but TRUST ME:: Pray to the DIVINE and please ASK something like: Will our EARTH get destroyed soon?

P.P.S. Google for fuck's sak,e, turn of "live interpretation" by analyzing typed text for spelling errors, it is a form of execution and one small typing error by a fucking CAT ON A KEYBOARD can result in EARTH BLOWING UP; and confer Microsoft.

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  1. So NOW what, when you update your profile pic your session expires on both tabs? IS THIS secuirty we're aware off?

    ANYWAY, THUS: I WANT AN OFFICE, KEN THOMPSON AND RICHARD FUCKING STALLMAN AND WE'LL SAVE EVERYONE.

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  2. AND THAT'S THAT: I CONVINED WITH AN ANGEL ON A HIGHER DIMENSION TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEM.

    PROBLEM SOLVED. THANK GOT AND ALL ETERNITY AND THAT ANGEL.

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    1. SORRY TO INFORM: this concerns the WEB telescope only (I think).

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