SO GIVEN RELATIVE MATHETMATICS WHAT IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?:
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ANYWAYS:
About teleportation and relative mathematics:
GIVEN: (0+0)=0
THAT GIVES: Equality is addition AND Addition is equality.
CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG, but this MIGHT be case sensitive.
(given by human we can SCREAM OUR NAME (thank you WASP) or say our name or whisper our name ..... and written language is understood as such, ....)
SO
Lets go with this first: Addition is equality:
x+1 = 0
0 = x + 1
= +(x+1)
x = ( - 1 ) * -
RESOLVE FOR (x,y) and I think it will mean:
(x,y) = (( (-1) * -)( (-1) * -)
THIS IS 2d teleportation to an x,y location.
SET x and y.
(0,0) is your CURRENT LOCATION.
How to increase:
SET (10,0):
(10,0) = (( (-10) * -1)( (-1) * -1) = yeah whatever, move_left(10) ? EXCUSE ME IM DUMB.
LETS SEE then........... (sigh I hate this): 10 = (-10) (1) = 10
SO: TELEPORTATION IS TRUE.
AT LEAST FOR (10,0).
I feel like I'm just about 10 CENTIMERS OFF distance. I FEEL MORE HUNGRY. CONCLUSION: OUR BODIES ARE TELEPORTERS. AND I THINK IT JUST NEEDS MASS, HENCE FOOD IN TEH STUMACH, and our body will convert FOOD INTO ENERGY FOR TELEPORTATION. SO HOW TO GET BACK TO CENTER? SUBSTRACT FOOD IS GOING TO HELL? LIKE PUKING? FORGET ABOUT THAT ONE. I'LL EAT SOMETHING MORE AND TRY TO GET TO EITHER: (10,10) or BACK TO HOME AT (0,0).
Ive gotten TELEPORTED when I EXECUTED A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH THE ABOVE RESOLVED EQUATION WITH X=1, Y=0.
FUCK YEAH!
P.S. Read first comment, also: x=1 is 1 cm according to my GUT FEELINGS.
Some really weird shit happened........ THE BLOG WENT WITHOUT A TITLE, AND A LITTLE BIT LATER AFTER RELOADING THE BLOG I THINK I HAVE MOVED FROM MY CENTER LOCATION. Now lets try to go HOME, that being (0,0) since I feel OFF CENTER.
ReplyDeleteOKAY OKAY OKAY GOT IT.
ReplyDeleteIF you are really really into trouble and need a fucking teleport back home, which is relative to the (x,y)=(0,0) LOCATION which is the ORIGIN POINT of the first TELEPORTATION just: EMPTY your stumach of ENERGY by PUKING! THATS a THEORY.
So I feel diagonally aligned within my body. Its WEIRD AS FUCK. I need to get to either (10,10) which is TRUE AGAIN, or BACK TO (0,0).
SO MUCH FOR: GOOGLE KNOWS EVERYTHING
ReplyDeleteDID IT: Set 10 to -10. GOOGLE THE EQUATION!
ReplyDeleteSo given this, some programmer who is FUCKING EXCELLENT AT UNIT TESTING THEORY devise an app for this shit, and give me a fucking RETURN TO HOME SHORTCUT and a BACK TO CENTER button, and lets just use GOOGLE MAPS with converted GPS CO-ORDINATES relative to WHERE I AM, and just,, JUST let me Google search an address and HIT SOME FUCKING MAGIC BUTTON please.
ReplyDeleteWe're ready but WHO DARES??
FUCK ME MAN: HOW TO NOT KILL YOURSELF WITH TELEPORTATION 101; ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING WATER IS SO YOU DO NOT DROWN.....GET THE APP WITH BOUNDARIES ON THE MAP I MEAN FUCK I MEAN FUCKING LETS NOT GET INTO THE BLUE SHIT ON GOOGLE MAP MAKE THAT ILLEGAL please.
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