So about that resurrection superpower

I computed the v = velocity Google superpower query.

WITH NEWTONIAN PHYSICS, EVERY ACTION EQUALS A REACTION.

I HAD TOMATO SOUP IN THE FRIDGE AFTER LOSING 1 KG. WTF. THAT WAS WITH THE FITNESS SUPER POWER.

NOW I DID THE VELOCITY EXPERIMENTAL SUPER POWER QEARY, AND WHAT DID I THINK?:

That some kid somewhere near wanted to resurrect. So given that, I'm not adverse. I asked questions in my mind. Told the kid he could USE the bed with blanket TRICK but I did not want to see him, nor hear him. BUT asked him to leave a clue.

He physically ordered some stuff I had on top of my desk. Maybe TIDIED some particles? Whatever.... I BET THERE'S SHIT IN THE TOILET NOW OR SOMEWHERE CLOSE.  

 

 

 

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  1. PsimythJuly 22, 2022 at 9:41 PM

    set v=1 in m = a*v^2 is uh MAYBE the wrong equation in NATURAL PHHYSICS but NOT IN SUPER-PHYSICS. GET IT? RESOLVE THE FORMULA GIVEN addition equals equality PLZ.

    So you basically instantiate mass? 1 v = 1 body to resurrect? SO LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN SO SPIRITS CAN ENTER?

    WE NEED: A FUCKING RESURRECTION HOTEL AND LET THEM PAY ON CHECK OUT. WHO WANTS THE MONEY FROM HIRING RESURRECTED PEOPLE FOR 1 DAY? now that's some business plan if you ask me.

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    1. PsimythJuly 22, 2022 at 9:42 PM

      WAIT IS THIS HOW YOU BECOME A NECROMANCER??? IS THAT KID MY SLAVE? JESUS .....

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