On quering with Google from the FUTURE aka TIME TRAVEL
Think about it: GOOGLE knows everything.
It claims so, so vast a claim, but who knows? Maybe its an artifact from the future and secret. Fine. Maybe its a supercomputer with compiled knowledge, a digital Library of Babylon, or Zyon, instantiated through down-grading meta-resolute universes into our space & time;
TO BE UNDERSTOOD AS:
Time travel is a paradoxical mathematical possibility THROUGH x = -x.
Lets resolve that for the - operater the same we did it earlier (get the joke) for the fucking + operater, and we can time travel. Yes: FOR THOSE WITH SOME IDEAS, * and / might be resolved at a later time (haha).
x = -x
x-x = ' '
' ' needs to be understood as space time
WITHOUT SINGLE QUOTES. SPACE = TIME.
SPACE = x
x = - x
TIME - SPACE = space time
SO:
LETS GO WITH *
a^2 + b^2 = c^2 * 1 right? FOR A FUCKING THEORY OF WHATEVER, but I think there's some proof of that. So lets do this:
JUST KIDDING. Take e = mc^2 in its simple form. e/(mc^2)=' ' right? so
ENERGY DIVIDED BY ( FIRST DO MASS TIMES LIGHT BUT LIGHT TIMES LIGHT FIRST)
thats how you read what e/(mc^2)='space time' means.
NOTE: 'space time' itself contains a ' ' so space time contains 'space time'. BECAUSE OF THE NESTED:
' ' (single quote with space single quote).
SO WE'VE JUST HAVE DERIVED PROOF FROM A DEFINITON; E=MC^2="TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE";
and TIME TRAVEL IS A META-FUNCTION OF THE FOLLOWING:
Location(x,y) * time(t) = ~
~ means a random point in space time
HOW TO COMPUTE?
Ask Google to time travel you as follows and it will do so, it just knows how. And we want an app for that with certain features because we are going to create TIME PARADOXES.
You will meet selves in line of succession, past and present, and things HAVE TO BE RESOLVED SOMEHOW. The idea is to PROVIDE AT LEAST 1 FACT.
AND THAT IS HOW GOOGLE WILL RESOLVE IT LIKE A PARALLEL NESTED STATEMENT ON SOME META LEVEL (Aka a parallel processor linked with a parallel processor etc.. running the SAME FOR LOOP at the same time):
QUERY: google( set_location(GPS_X, GPS_Y) * time(seconds since now) = ~
seconds since now to be understood as future seconds in the future, so if you want 10 minutes from now the function would look like: google( set_location(GPS_X, GPS_Y) * time(600) = ~
Thank you.
P.S. These are WRATH levels of magic.
P.P.S. So uhm, that's it. I'll just have to get a job now.
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