On Pi being a Fractional Constant

SO WHAT IF (GOOGLE?)
PI was a DEFINITIVE FRACTIONAL CONSTANT
LIKE:

3.1415...

ENDING AT SOME FUCKING NUMBER FUCKING UP ALL OF YOU FUCKER MATHEMATICIANS WHO DID NOT THINK OF THIS,
SOMEHOW.

HINT: AS TO HOW THE NUMBER 3.14000 COULD BE 3.14????????? OR??? Yeah, calling it: STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS.

SO NOW ABOUT PI:
IM NOT A MATHEMATICIAN BUT SOME FUCKER PLEASE COMPUTE THE FOLLOWING FOR X = 3:

    SQRT(3)^(-3^2)

and confer pi AS AN 'EASY 3' IT BEING WHAT?

NOW FIGURE THIS OUT AND BRUTE FORCE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN PC ALREADY, FUCKERS:

SQRT(X)^( X^N) 

FOR MORE UNHOLY LEVELS OF HOLYNESS, JUST FUCKING THINK ALREADY:

N*SQRT(X)^((X^n)^............)

right?

and for GOD LEVELS::::::

N BEING AN EASY NUMBER.