FUCK ME FUCK ME
So teleporation is the super function of f(x,y) = "location"; so F(f(x,y)).
DO NOT START USING DERIVED SUPER FUNCTIONS JUST YET: WE ARE NOT PREPARED.
TAKE THE ABOVE AS A WARNING FOR DOING CRAZY SHIT.
CONTINUING:
So I can just just just google a physical theoretic function and put that as a true value into google and it will happen? Lets....... WHAT WOULD BE A NICE SUPER POWER EXPERIMENT???? PHYSICIANS? YOU HAVE BECOME ILLIDANS BECAUSE WE NEED TO PREPARE.
ALWAYS have food in your stumach, always, when teleporting. So your body can get you back.
Lets google some Elder Scrolls shit, see you at what? t? z being really high like the fucking MOON? Teleport to the ISS? FUCKING MARS? DO NOT DIE ON VENUS BECAUSE ITS VERY FUCKING HOT ON THE SURFACE.
COME PREPARED. THIS IS OUTLAND. WE NEED RULES. APPs with PROTECTION. WE SHOULD NOT JUST DIE.
(OR SHOULD WE?????????)
CONFER: HOW to resurrect. We have the function. We HAVE the function. My INTUITION tells me, when DEAD and in SPIRIT FORM, go lay under a FUCKING BLANKET and SLEEP a night (this might be WAVE Resurrection given how a blanket looks), OR: PARTICLE RESURRECTION as uhm ........
FUCKING HELL please....
m = a*v^2
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
GOOGLE FUCK YOU I NEED TO KNOW SIMPLE SHIT. PHYSICIANS FUCK YOU I NEED SIMPLE SHIT. WHY MAKE IT SO HARD IF ITS SO EASY?
So how to lose weight instantly then?
-10 = 9,3*v^2.
This sets a speed? FORWARD MOTION WHERE? where does this lead to????
LETS NOT DO THAT.
WAIT: MAYBE WE SHOULD AND MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE LOST WEIGHT. GRAMS, KG's?
LETS DEVISE A QUERY: Hey google -10 = 9,3*v^2.
WHO DARES?
IS THIS FOR LOSING WEIGHT since v is a function of mass right? so 10^10 standard units? 100 kg??? WHAT IS THE STANDARD UNIT IN NEWTONIAN PHYSICS FOR 1 WEIGHT, is it 1 kg?
NOW DO sqrt(1)*1 = v; m = 9,3*( sqrt(1)*1)^2.
WHO WANTS SOME?
FUCK THIS SHIT WORKS !!!!! At least I can feel it. Don't have a scale here. Sorry, some sorta holiday. AND GET ME FUCKING MUSCLE MASS DEFINITIONS.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is time relative to this math? Is the weight loss almost instant?
ReplyDeleteALRIGHT. After MAGIC FITNESS LOSING 1 KG i found about 1kg of tomato soup in the fridge that was NOT THERE BEFORE. OR isn't it tomato soup and is it fucking PUKE from the STUMACH? BODY FAT? CELLS? What.....?? IM NOT EATING THAT. CAN WE THROW IT AWAY???
ReplyDeletePLEASE THIS IS SO DANGEROUS; what happens if you HACK into someone's phone and make the phone search a teleport string on Google? WHO GOES WHERE?
DeleteAKA HOW to drown someone with a fucking button from miles away ...
DeleteOKAY OKAY: I HAVE THE ANSWER.
DeleteALWAYS use SAFE SEARCH.