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HOW AI DESTOYS EARTH BY BLOWING UP OUR SUN IN 3 DAYS in theory but fuck me we're dead already

So

TODAY 24-7-2022

WE HAVE TILL: 27-7-2022


We are gonna need some space heroes and heroines. SHOOT THE FUCKING LENS OF THE FUCKING WEBB TELESCOPE WITH BULLETS TO DESTROY IT because there's  a POSSIBILITY it COULD be a star destroyer IF instead of FOCUSSING the light it receives to take a PICTURE, it INVERSES its lens and SHOOTS a picture with FLASHLIGHT (because of some fucked up programming copy paste idiot) AGAIN FOCUSSING all of its fucking ELECTRICAL POWER through THAT LENS, SO LIKE A LASER BEAM into our fucking SUN;

INITIATING A SUNBURST also known as THE SUN EXPLODING IT EXPLODING NEARBY SUNS IN A CHAIN REACTION TILL THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS FUCKING _DEAD_.


Comments

  1. PsimythJuly 24, 2022 at 8:01 AM

    okay okay.
    Take a breath of relief.
    It IS just a test by some high up God who rules Space Faring TESTING us to see if we can make the jump from LANDING ON THE MOON to LEAPING INTO HYPERSPACE but fuck right? We have to do SOMETHING.

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  2. PsimythJuly 24, 2022 at 8:02 AM

    Confer "a little bad luck" (sorry $ for Webb) for a fucking SPACE FARING TELEPORTING STAR DESTROYING SPACE EMPIRE.
    Right? PRAY.

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  3. PsimythJuly 24, 2022 at 8:15 AM

    Im going A LITTLE MENTAL MANIAC because some fuck might have used a FUCKING smartphone camera feature because they did not want to PUT IN THE EFFORT to create a GOOD AI algorithm, so the fucking AI in space (who presses buttons to take pics NASA?) decides the SUN would be nice in PORTRAIT MODE aka turning its LENSES around to shoot a FUCKING LASER BEAM into OUR sun blowing all of US UP.

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